Feline ramblings from Mattie's cat, Rubbish...


1. Never let sleeping dogs lie.

2. Never let a nap opportunity pass you by.

3. Cats rule! 'Nuff said.

4. Don't call it a mouse if you don't want me to mess with it.

5. CAT = Canines Are Tedious

6. I hunted all night for that dead chipmunk, so you darn well better eat it!

7. How many times do I have to tell you, I don't do tricks!

8. CAT = Cuddly And Treacherous

9. What are you laughing at .... I meant to do that.

10. You say you want to take me to the vet's? Go ahead and try, make my day.


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